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Wednesday, August 18, 2010 at 11:02PM
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Most of you have probably already heard of the new theme park being created in Incheon, South Korea for around 600 billion bucks, but if you haven’t then where have you been?!
IT'S A LAND. OF ROBOTS. CALLED ROBOT LAND!
Robot Land opens in 2013 and I am making it a life goal to visit it. Forget Six Flags. Here are a few awesome things they will have there that I have gathered about it so far.
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• Roller coasters - Obvious, if you are in a theme park, most likely there are roller coasters. Hopefully ones that make you vomit your churro. Or in Korea your Kimchee flavored churro like thing.
• Robot Battle Arenas - I’m curious if they will actually be destroyed because I’m sure making Robots ain’t cheap. Life sized Rock 'em Sock 'em robots, like the ones my old boyfriend played with in like the 70's.
• Robot museums - Character Hall of famous Robots such as, Transformers and Star Wars! They should add the Geth also from Mass Effect in my opinion. It's like the Hall of Presidents at Disneyland, only with less of an uncanny valley.
• Robot Water Park - Robot Aquarium where you can watch and control the robot fishies. These fish only require batteries to survive and the sheer will to endure their forever watery grave. Do they dream of electric worms?
• Robot central area – Hotels, shopping, food courts, etc. I heard there are also Robots who will serve you food and check you out at the cash registers. Cool! Maybe they'll change your oil, spank your kids, and fix your broken marriage too.
• Robot Animal Zoo – Mechanical lions and tigers and bears, oh my! I wonder if they will have that micro robot mosquito there on exhibit? Will there be robots that encourage you to bite their shiny metal ass?
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 Forget Disney World/Land, we’ve all been there done that. What a great idea opening a land filled with ROBOTS. I just freakin’ love them! Who doesn’t? I wish I had one as a best friend. Imagine the uber gamer skills it would have with those fast robot reactions and that smart robot brain. Plus, no body odor.
So if you've had the desire to Visit those Starcraft crazed South Koreans, this park better be a good motivation to get over to South Korea! Better get there before North Korea does. (eep, just kidding. seriously.)
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Reader Comments (6)
Wow, that is seriously mind-bogglingly awesome! I love robots, and I love theme parks. It's genious! Now I have a legit reason to visit South Korea. I'm so down.
This project never made it past its concept stage - and the concepts were overseen by a Korean team with no experience in either robotics or theme parks, so many of the most important components of a successful robotics-themed park were cut, including anything and everything historical and all references to robots in pop culture/movies and television. The budget was never even close to reasonable. And saddest of all, the American designers who worked so hard against such an unprecedented schedule for this project have yet to be paid. Shame on Robot Land and it's primary consultant, Pico Far East Holdings!
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